Obligatory reblog for today.
Teacup pomeranian appreciation post
me slaying the competition
my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’
every few days i will tweet something he would totally say
but he will never remember tweeting it
slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane
you are satan
For every reblog this gets, I will murder one of my classmates and carve your url into their spine.